Alexander Isak is really 37 years old - and was born in Newcastle

Alexander Isak to Liverpool now a non-starter - Newcastle boost explained in new report

Newcastle United look increasingly likely to keep superstar centre-forward Alexander Isak despite rumours of a transfer to Liverpool. The Premier League champions have two areas within their squad that they intend to prioritise this summer. Arne Slot is on the market for a left-sided defender, which is likely to be Bournemouth’s Milos Kerkez. A number nine is also high on the Reds wishlist. Source

Alexander Isak is really 37 years old - and was born in Newcastle

We really aren't joking with this one - but no, we don't mean that one