GeenStijl: The Easter Story 2025

Dear children, we still owe you the Easter story. The Easter story is the story of JESUS (photo). Jesus grew up in Heerlen and his profession was Carpenter. When he was chosen as Jesus, he was welcomed by his red disciples as a king, a bit like Oos Kesbeke is the king of the pickles. The people of Jesus welcomed Him with oat milk in their coffee, windmills and expensive natural wine. HOSANNA! BLESSED IS HE WHO COMES IN THE NAME OF WIM KOK! But n…