Gwyneth Paltrow’s ‘vagina candle’ is still burning bright – at five times the original price

Gwyneth Paltrow’s ‘vagina candle’ is still burning bright – at five times the original price

In the latest twist in the Goop candle saga, the famous creation, which retailed at $75 in 2020, is now on offer at $400 on eBay. Not bad for a product that started out as a jokeI have a foolproof way to make millions. It’s a little tricky to execute, but hear me out, OK? Step one: find a time machine. Step two: travel back to 2020. Step three: quickly, before they all get nabbed, buy the entire stock of the This Smells Like My Vagina candle tha…

Private Function Has Released A Record That Smells Like Gwyneth Paltrow’s Vagina

"$700 USD dollars to smell Gwyneth Paltrow's vagina is quite frankly classist, and we at Private Function think that every working class person deserves to have access to the smell 24 hours a day."