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[Satire] I Demand Glyphosate for Rocks: A Screed for the Ages

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Rocks. In. My. Garden. Those demon-possessed geological freeloaders are multiplying faster than a college feminist studies major’s pronouns.
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I Demand Glyphosate for Rocks: A Screed for the Ages

Rocks. In. My. Garden. Those demon-possessed geological freeloaders are multiplying faster than a college feminist studies major’s pronouns.

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