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Parents Gently Explain To Child That Their Money In Heaven Now

Summary by [SATIRE] The Onion
HUNTSVILLE, AL—In an effort to comfort the child by telling her the funds had gone to a far better place, local parents Blake and Allison McKee gently explained to their daughter Friday that their money was in heaven now, sources confirmed. “Honey, the reason we’re sitting you down today is because even though our life […]

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[SATIRE] The Onion broke the news in on Friday, April 4, 2025.
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