Team of Industrious Amish Hired to Fix McDonald's Ice Cream Machine
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Team of Industrious Amish Hired to Fix McDonald's Ice Cream Machine
LANCASTER, PA After millions of complaints from customers, McDonald’s has finally found a solution to the broken ice cream machine problem that has plagued their restaurants across the country – hiring the Amish. “Actually, we’re going to get them to churn the dairy and all that, too,” said McDonald’s CEO Chris Kempczinski. “I think you’re going to see our ice cream machines in tip top shape after this. Plus for the first time in decades, our so…
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