To the Dad Coaching Third Base, Wearing a “Women Want Me, Fish Fear Me” Hat

To the Dad Coaching Third Base, Wearing a “Women Want Me, Fish Fear Me” Hat

One hat, two independent claims, three bases, two outs, and zero energy from you, the third-base coach wearing a hat that alleges, WOMEN WANT ME, FISH FEAR ME. I have no standing to doubt that women want you. I’m willing to take you at your word that there are women out there who want a lethargic man who just stands there as a runner that he should’ve told to slide is casually tagged out at third. My issue is with your hat’s second claim. I do n…