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Woman Reminds Self Not To Catastrophize After Spotting 4 Skeletal Horsemen On Horizon

Summary by [SATIRE] The Onion
LOWELL, MA—Doing her best to follow her therapist’s advice for dealing with stressful situations, area woman Holly Debling reportedly reminded herself Tuesday not to catastrophize after she spotted four skeletal horsemen on the horizon. “Okay, Holly, remember: Just because a great trumpet has sounded at the arrival of four unearthly riders, that doesn’t necessarily mean […]

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[SATIRE] The Onion broke the news in on Tuesday, April 29, 2025.
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